Aug 26, 2005 Oscar Cabos, a multimillionaire tycoon, is being held for ransom - only his captors have nabbed the wrong man. Now, to get their money, they must find the real Cabos - which could get tricky. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Matando Cabos (DVD, 2007) at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!
They're in the best restaurant|in town having dinner.
They were sitting|at the best table.
I don't have to tell you, but Oscar Cabos|is sitting in the middle.
Were there any broads?
No, it wasn't that kind of dinner.|It was a business dinner...
...transactions, millions of dollars.
What were they having?
What were they having?|I don't know, that's not important.
What's important is|who was sitting there.
There were politicians,|millionaires, all of them...
...important people. In fact,|I think that the owner...
...of the biggestcomputer software|company was there, too.
In the middle of dinner,|Oscar Cabosdecides to tell a joke.
...And I had never seen|a guy so deep inside.
Was it any good?
No. As a matter of fact,|it sucked.
So why were they laughing?
Because if OscarCabostells a joke,|you better laugh.
Everyone laughed.|Even the Chinese cook was laughing
and that moron didn't understand|a damn thing.
But thats not the point.|The point is that suddenly...
Ank-you.
Ank-you.
Ahnkyou, ahnkyou, ahnkyou.
What?
What the f*ck is ahnkyou,|you piece of shit?
Ahnkyou.
Nobody knew that the cook had only|been in the country for two days
and the only thing he could|say was 'thank you'.
And... obviously not very well.
Why do you keep thanking me,|you sorrylittle motherfucker?
Ahnkyou, ahnkyou, ahnkyou.
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Two days later, with injuries|to his back and ribs,
a broken arm and a face|burned to a crisp,
he went back to The Orient.
Hey, why do they call it The Orient?
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Because thats what its called.
No way. I've never heard|anyone call it that.
'Cause everyone you hang out with|doesn't know how to speak well.
I hang out with you.
Right. And I'm telling you,|its The Orient.
All right. So, tell me the one|about the golf course?
Shit, man. That one is a real trip.|That guy is really crazy.
He had been playing golf all day.|He was in the last hole.
He was about to beat his own record,
which was probably a joke anyway,|but he was really concentrating.
Hey. You got any toilet paper?
I'm telling you a story, man.
Yes, I know. And I'm really into it,|but there's no paper here.
There's none in here either.
- Check the other stall.|- You go and check.
Give me a break.|You're much closer.
And see if he has any aspirin, okay?|I have a headache.
Yeah, right. Where?
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I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, why is this half-naked,|unconscious guy sitting
on a toilet, listening to these|ridiculous anecdotes
from these two morons?
Well, I have no idea.
All I know is that snot-nosed|brat had it in for me
since I walked in on him|kissing my daughter.
I understand kids.
And I asked him nicely|to leave my house...
...and next time to go to a hotel.
I tried to be kind rather than to cause|trouble with an employee.
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It wasn't worth it.
I chose to discussthings with him...
...and I tried to make him|understand that it is unwise...
...to date the boss's daughter.
Because its usually the source|of a few problems.
And I thought he understood.
But apparently I was wrong.
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I was working in my office when|he busted in without knocking.
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Come in.
I thought he wanted to discuss|things or offer an apology.
But that scoundrel came|in to attack me.
After realizing that neither|his insults nor provocations...
...were getting to me,|the littletough guy started...
punching me|when I was distracted.
And on top of it that asshole|started laughing at me.
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Actors:
Tony Dalton, Ana Claudia Talancón, Pedro Armendáriz Jr., Kristoff, Raúl Méndez, Joaquín Cosio
Categories:
Comedies, Action & Adventure, Sports Movies
Creator(s):
Alejandro Lozano
Bumbling crooks Jaque and Mudo mistakenly kidnap their boss. Now, with a millionaire locked in a trunk, a retired wrestler on the prowl with a cannibalistic midget in tow, and two botched kidnappings by equally inept gangs, anything's possible.
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Cast
Tony Dalton, Ana Claudia Talancón, Pedro Armendáriz Jr., Kristoff, Raúl Méndez, Joaquín Cosio
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